The Italian man who went to Malta

One day imma gona to Malta to bigga hotell. In the morning i go down to eat a breakfast. I tell the waitress i wanna 2 pisses of toast. She brings me only one piss. I tell her i wanna to piss. She says go to the toilet. I say you dont understand, I want to piss on my plate. She say you better no piss on the plate, You son of a bitch! I dont even know the lady and she calls me a son of a bitch.

Later

I go to eat at a bigga resturant. The waitress bring me a spoon and a knife, but no fork! I tell her i wanna the f**k. She tellin me everyone wanna f**k. I tell her you dont understand. I wanna f**ka on the table. She say you better not f**k on the table, You son of a bitch!

So i go back to my room in a hotel. And there is no sheeats on the bed. Call the manager and i'm tellin him i wanna shit! He tellin me go to the toilet. I say you dont understand. I wanna shit on my bed! He say you better not shit on my bed, You son of you bitch!

I go to the check out and the man in the desk says: Peace on you! I said piss on you too, You son of a bitch! I'm goin back to Italia, Arrivederci......